“Most people don't realize how important librarians are. I ran across a book recently which suggested that the peace and prosperity of a culture was solely related to how many librarians it contained. Possibly a slight overstatement. But a culture that doesn't value its librarians doesn't value ideas and without ideas, well, where are we?”
Neil Gaiman

Monday, May 16, 2011

Got a Hankerin to Learn Some Biology? Check Out BIO 230!

(Is this scary creature the killer rabbit from Monty Python lurking in your backyard, or one of those mutant rabbits from Australia?)



Who says scientists have no funny bone? Professor Singleton’s Blog, BIO 230, dishes out science with a dose of humor. The blog includes weekly reviews of the show House analyzing the plausibility of the science. I’m particularly fond of the section entitled Topics Singleton Likes To Rant. I’m even considering a gift of a gold-leafed soap box for Christmas. One of my favorite postings from the archives is called Kill the Wabbitt. (The things that Bugs Bunny left imprinted upon our brains!) Ah that Dr. Singleton is a master of wit! If only he could use some of that creativity to improve his blog title… I’ve known Professor Singleton since the day mom brought me home and he asked if she couldn’t return me for a dog. He has serious potential for knee slappin' jokes. He's the inventor of the Yeasty Boys Brewing Company. He can do better than the boring academic BIO 230 title that does not begin to describe the contents of this terrific blog. One final rant, and this for the students; please, please, please don’t use Wikipedia as a cited resource! You have a myriad of rich quality scientific resources at your fingertips -- just ask a librarian!


(See my blog listing below to link to BIO 230.)

Become Ruler of Your Own Private Ocean Realm




One of my favorite apps for my iPhone is an app called Fantastic Fish. It’s an app that appeals to a wide age range from my elementary –aged children to adults. It allows you to build oceans and populate them with fish. It’s on the Plus+ network, so you can join up with friends to view their oceans and breed fish. As a teacher, there are several things that I like about this app. It inspires creativity as individuals create their own little oceans. On the surface, you’d think it would be somewhat limited, but I am amazed at how different everyone’s oceans look given the few items there are to work with in the palette of backdrops, floorings, decorations, and fish. Add to that the ability to name fish anything you wish and you end up with quite a wide range of creative oceans from fairly realistic seas to completely fantastical ones.



My oceans are fairly realistic because I am a diver and am inspired by the real deal, but the names of my fish are mostly names of authors or literary characters reflecting my gamer name, mrslibrarian. I also like the way that the app introduces various marine life like sharks, rays, clownfish, sea otters, manatees, sea horses, and lion fish – even if many of them are fantastical in the colors they morph into when bred with friends’ fish. Like many other apps, there is an element of business acumen to be learned from playing with Fantastic Fish as well. If you buy and sell fish well, you’ll be successful and build up prosperous oceans quickly.



One final thing that I am finding very interesting is the social behavior that follows as your oceans grow and become more prosperous. I’m finding that I’ve gained more and more followers and am able to breed more fish. Each week I continue to gain popularity. I looked at the leaderboards and added two or three of the top names to my friends list to see if the social behavior followed for them as well and indeed, their oceans are packed with followers seeking to breed with their fish. So if you like fish and want to have some fun playing Neptune, check out Fantastic Fish. It’s good clean fun that you can enjoy with your friends, your children, and your children's friends at the same time!



http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/fantastic-fish/id407337846?mt=8

Monday, May 2, 2011

The Birds & The Bees


Spring has sprung and the song of mating is in the air. There are babies everywhere we turn it seems. It’s only natural I suppose that his is often the time of year that children often bring up those questions that many parents often dread facing … “Mommy and Daddy, where did I come from?” My friend and I were just having this very conversation over the weekend. She was troubled over how much and what kind of information to give her children, aged 10 and 8.

I have always followed my own parents’ advice in respect to discussing sexuality with children. I was a child of the 70’s and my parents were always factual, honest, and direct. They used a book called Where Did I Come From written by Peter Mayle and illustrated by Arthur Robins that came out in the early 70’s. We read it together when I was a Kindergartener and my brothers were in Pre-school and 1st or 2nd grade. I don’t know of any book written since that is nearly as good. It is the perfect mix of humor and fact that captures the attention of kids and gives them the information they need to understand their bodies as well as the basics of sexuality. It places intimacy, love, and emotions into the context of sexual relations too, a message that parents often are concerned their teens aren’t grasping. It is actually more effective if the message about intimacy, love, emotions, responsibility, as well as communication about sexuality with you, begins long before children are teens.

So if you are challenged with questions about the birds & bees this spring by a young one who is under the age of 10, go on the Internet and track down a copy of Mayle’s classic – or check a copy out from your local library. You won’t be sorry!

An Apple For The Teacher

I have been an Apple fanatic since the fall of Eve. Only unlike Eve, my temptation has moved well beyond those sweet dangly fruits hanging from trees, much as I do love a good trip to the orchard for some Stayman Winesaps, and on toward Apples of the high falutin’ techy type. I do believe my Dad still has one of the very first generation Apple computers still sitting in the old computer graveyard of his basement, an Apple IIe from the early 80’s. Ah the days of floppy disks! I’m pretty sure I still have a circa 1995 PowerMac Classic in my own computer graveyard, housed in my barn. When the iPad first came out, I saw a great picture of the Classic used as a trendy retro desk stand for the iPad – recycling at its best. http://www.crunchgear.com/2010/06/09/excellent-mac-classic-converted-to-ipad-stand/












Needless to say, when I left the corporate world in 2001 to stay home for a while, I decided to migrate away from the PC world and over to my true favorite, the world of Apple. I started with an iMac, added peripheral hardrives, bought a MacBook when I started grad school, added an AirPad, and finally when Verizon was able to provide service for iPhone bought my coveted iPhone. I am completely embarrassed by admit the number of apps I have on my iPhone…but they are well organized!


One of the things that I am going to start talking about on The Suburban Barnyard is use of technology. Some of the apps really have my wheels spinning with ideas. I REALLY want that iPad now! As far as I am concerned, forget the Kindles, Nooks, etc. and invest in an iPad. You will get so much more bang for your buck. Why buy one platform when you can buy a multiplatform library you can carry in your hand? And the iPad goes even further by serving as a travelling desktop and remote presentation tool. I could go on and on, but I’ll save that for another day. There is good reason for the love affair we all seem to have with iPads and the new surge of copycats. They are here to stay. Apps will continue to develop at an even faster rate and I am excited to see what lies ahead.

Monday, March 28, 2011

Excellent Foreign Film













The Colors of the Mountain

Directed by Carlos Cesar Arbelaez



I don’t often review films on my blog, but this film is one of special merit. It’s also a foreign film and foreign films are not often picked up by the general public. I belong to a special film club and receive DVD’s every month from award winning foreign and independent films. This particular film I think has terrific messages for all audiences and is a wonderful film for young people. It depicts the struggle of war in Columbia through the eyes of children. It is wonderfully filmed and shows the contrast between the innocence of childhood and the horror of adult warfare.



The story revolves around a group of boys who love to play soccer in a small farming village. They are right on the edge of a mountain dividing a group of war-faring guerilla groups. Political groups are organizing to bring the farmers into the war against the guerilla groups and yet all they really want to do is live their quiet lives. Tensions are mounting and the children are just trying to go about their days learning, drawing, and playing soccer in the nearby field.



The scenery shifts with the conflict and war is depicted primarily through sounds and changing weather rather than gore and actual images of warfare. Instead the images are through the reactions of the children. It is a beautiful and emotional film with humor and insight into war from an incredibly creative perspective. This is a film that will not soon be forgotten and will lead to wonderful discussions.


http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi402823705/



Friday, February 4, 2011

The Future of Libraries


The big question among librarians these days is “will there be libraries for much longer or will the powers that be just eliminate our jobs and decide that libraries and librarians can be replaced by the Internet and computers?” According to a posting by Helen Gym in the Young Philly Politics.com blog, out of “281 public schools, there are 77 full-time librarians, 31 of which are in the high schools. At the elementary level, when literacy skills are most likely to increase the fastest, more than three-quarters and possibly as high as 80% lack a full-time librarian.” These statistics are reliable and have been reported multiple times. Charter schools, Philadelphia’s favorite solution to the education crisis it faces, rarely have the money or space for a library, let alone a librarian. That means that most of the district depends upon the Philadelphia Free Library network, which has 11 branches, and is under tremendous pressure of being downsized with several branches slated for shutdown each fiscal year – and miraculously surviving year-to-date. The cuts are not just being made in Philly. Suburban districts like Radnor and Upper Merion made major cuts to their library programs at the end of this past school year, there is rumor about other suburban Philly school library programs making cuts in 2011, and nationwide states like California have devastated their programs. Some schools have eliminated the library altogether and “gone digital.” What does it all mean?


There are the doomsayers; librarians who have been in the profession for decades who feel that libraries ultimately are not going to be a part of the future. They say that we get no respect and no one understands what we do. With the economy going down the tubes and no money, there is a strong belief that we will continue to be cut until we essentially no longer exist. We will be replaced by computers and Google because the support is strong to replace all libraries with automation, the theory being that it is cheaper. There is also a belief that everyone can teach themselves how to use that technology – or at least that it is not the job of a librarian. There is a lack of appreciation and understanding for multiple literacies, nor is there recognition of the work of librarians as skilled. Supposedly "anyone can be a librarian." (Au contraire for librarians are, in fact, among the most intelligent group of professionals I know as whole.) Teaching skills in reference, organization, literacy, and more recently, technology are measurable and quantifiable and yet many administrators and teachers may not understand them as skills.


Despite the doomsayers, there are those among us who see a bright future for libraries. It will take some advocacy, but the reality is that we live in a society driven by information. We cannot escape that reality. Without good solid information skills, our children are at a huge disadvantage. The #1 skill that all students must have a solid grasp of when they graduate from high school is information literacy. What does that mean? That means that they are able to access the right information for what they need when they need it. That doesn’t mean that they know how to Google. Google is not the end all answer. Most people do not know how to Google effectively or efficiently. Paid subscription databases often offer better, higher quality resources than what is freely available via Google over the Internet. It means that they know how to really do a good search to find good information. If they’ve grown up with great school librarians, chances are, they can do a pretty good job of finding information by the time we send them off to college.


Right now, this isn’t happening. Our kids are heading off to college and they aren’t prepared. We’ve been cutting library programs and focusing on tests for a decade. It shows when they walk through the doors at the Universities. They don’t know how to find information. We think that because they can Google or use a phone, they know Information Technology. Think Again. We need to start training our kids properly. We need to invest in Information Literacy within our schools. Parents and communities need to become advocates. ALA has been talking to members of Congress, but it takes more. If you want your children and grandchildren to benefit and be a literate generation, help turn things around. Learn what the purpose of libraries in our schools is all about. Support it. Help to make the much-needed change. Some good starting points are:

  • Understanding that librarians are collaborative, certified teachers – with graduate degrees.

  • Acknowledging reference work is a skill – one all can learn, but many may need expert assistance from a professional librarian in order to find difficult information.

  • Recognizing that a good school librarian has solid knowledge of all new and older resources (including everything from fiction through non-fiction on through reference, audio, and visual) appropriate for the level they are teaching and can integrate resources throughout the curriculum by collaborating with other teachers.

  • Viewing librarians as professionals. Librarians, like other professionals, have a national professional organization: the American Library Association (ALA). It is important because it keeps our country’s archives, literature, and literacy rates safe and intact. I am a member. I believe in ALA and I believe we will be able to save libraries as a whole in this country – for all Americans.

  • Advocating for libraries. Speak up for school library programs that include fully certified teacher librarians on staff an information literacy taught within the library and integrated within the school curriculum. Advocate for public libraries that support the needs of your community with programming and resources. Advocate for paid public access through the library system to digital resources and databases. Ask librarians what they can get for you if they have more resources and advocate to get them.

Why did I become a librarian? I REALLY wanted to teach, I love kids – all kids, all ages, I love technology, I learn things quickly, I love to teach collaboratively and I believe collaborative work and teaching is the future – it’s how we work in the business world, I am an eclectic learner with eclectic interests (I love science, literature, art, history, philosophy…I was originally a Biology major but graduated with an English degree and minor in fine arts and I’ve travelled all over the world – England, Ireland, Austria, Germany, Holland, France, Belgium, Italy, Greece, Japan, Hong Kong, Thailand, Myanmar, Australia, New Zealand, Fiji, Canada, Grand Cayman, Bonaire…), I have a background in high tech communications, I love YA literature – and children’s picture books, I love to read dramatically out loud, I’ve raised children myself, I am patient… What better place to roll all of my talents into one place?


I hope that more creative, forward-thinking, collaborative people are drawn toward teaching in the school library and rethinking its future. Information is not going away and literacy will always be a critical skill. We must ensure that our young are prepared for a future where they will have to deal with the onslaught of information in its evolving formats, effectively, efficiently, and appropriately. As librarians, we will need to be the flexible, life-long learners that help people deal with the increasing deluge of information and the evolving formats in which it is delivered to us. We will need to be the change agents who ensure that multiple literacies prevail in the information age as the sea of information swells and that society has the skills to keep from capsizing in its wake.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Books That Deal With Teens In Trouble

Oh the Troubles I’ve Seen...


We live in a complicated world and young people are not exempt from troubling experiences and emotions. Fortunately there are both brave authors and brave publishers who are producing volumes of quality literature that explores everything from depression to religion to pregnancy to drug issues to sexual identity. The sensitivity and variety of voices to be found is unbelievable. It’s a far cry from what was available when I was a young adult! We did have a few authors to turn to like the utterly fabulous Judy Bloom (whose books were so well written that they continue to be relevant 3 decades later), but the pickings were relatively slim by comparison. Some of my favorite books from the past year are from the following five authors: from Cecilia Gallante, covering cult religion, Amy Efaw, addressing the issue of neonaticide, Julie Schumacher, depicting the face of depression, the fabulous Julie Anne Peters, author of another of my favorite books, Luna, which eloquently deals with transgender issues, who writes here about teen suicide as the result of bullying, and a debut novel from Daisy Whitney that confronts date rape.



Here I am with the lovely Cecilia Gallante at PaLA 2009














The Patron Saint of Butterflies

By Cecilia Gallante

http://www.ceciliagalante.com/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0crO5852mN0&feature=related

As I read Cecilia Gallante’s book The Patron Saint of Butterflies, I found myself torn between cheering and crying. It is the story of Honey and Agnes and their families as they grapple with being raised in a cult religious compound. It is so horrifying to think of real children being raised, controlled, and harmed everyday by the abuses these girls suffer, and yet seeing them gain strength and become heroines in their own right makes this book a winner. I had the added bonus of meeting Cecilia Gallante in person and hearing her talk about her books. I expect this is just one of many, many excellent novels I’ll be collecting from this Pennsylvania author.
















After

By Amy Efaw

http://www.amyefaw.com/

Neonaticide, or the killing of infants, is not a new practice. Historically, women have always had pressure on them to deal with unplanned pregnancies and killing infants has always been one of the options. In our modern society, however, it just seems particularly horrifying. There are so many options and so many people who want to adopt babies. And yet teens in denial about being pregnant who abandon babies just after giving birth seems to be media sensation. In the Philadelphia area, we had the Grossman/Peterson case where college freshman gave birth and dumped their baby in a hotel dumpster, a NJ prom girl who gave birth in the bathroom and left the baby in the garbage to return to dance floor, a city of Philadelphia baby found in the garbage on a city street on a cold winter day… It almost seems epidemic. In After, Efaw decided to create fictional story about character who was in denial about her pregnancy and gave birth but has no memory of it. The baby is found in a nearby garbage can and survives. Efaw did extensive research on teens who have been through pregnancies and involved in neonaticide cases so that she could gain an understanding of the stresses these girls are under and what leads them to make the choices they do. After is a compelling story that gives readers an inside look at what teens caught up in modern-day unplanned pregnancies may be going through – and a very realistic depiction of the consequences of having made poor choices.















Black Box

By Julie Schumacher

http://www.julieschumacher.com/BlackBox.html

This is a beautifully written account of what it is like to deal with depression. Depression is a topic that is not often talked about in YA literature. The main character, Elena, is a high school freshman finds herself in the middle of a family crisis as her older sister is carted off to a mental hospital for depression. She is faced with parents who want to brush everything under the rug and hide it from the neighbors and a sister who is literally falling to pieces. At the same time Elena is trying to come to grips with her own emotions. She develops a strange relationship with one of the school “bad boys” and finds herself taking on all of the family burdens. For anyone who has ever felt depression, this is a must read.



Me with the rock star Julie Anne Peters at ALA 2010














By The Time You Read This I’ll Be Dead

By Julie Anne Peters

http://www.julieannepeters.com/files/index.htm

http://julieannepeters.com/files/InspirationBTT.htm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUo-Fv3pVQQ&feature=related

Julie Anne Peters is becoming an author I can buy a book from and know it will be amazing just because she wrote it. She has not been afraid to tackle really tough issues for teens. Ever. One of my favorite books, and one I have recommended to many people, is a book she wrote called Luna. Luna is a book about a teen coming to terms with being transgendered as told from the perspective of his sister. It is downright amazing. By The Time You Read This I’ll Be Dead tackles a completely different issue: attempted suicide. I love it as much as Luna. It is written like a diary and literally takes you into the head of a girl who wants to die. She has been bullied her entire life for being fat and has attempted suicide multiple times. Now she is on the road to plan the one that will truly work; she is done with attempts and has found a web site for “completers”. The diary starts with the first day of the countdown as she logs on daily to www.through-the-light.com and blogs her way to the final day of her life.
















The Mo
ckingbirds
By Daisy Whitney

http://daisywhitney.com/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fggmEIJF7c

We so often think of rape in terms of something that is written in black and white where we imagine a stranger grabbing a girl in a dark alley or holding her at knifepoint in her bedroom. Unfortunately reality does not often match with that image. Most rape gets shoved right under carpet because it goes under that category of date rape. It is often someone you know and more often than not involves alcohol of drugs. When the details are fuzzy, the victim feels guilty and will often report nothing. Worse, it becomes “he said”, “she said” and there is no case. The Mockingbirds takes on the issue of date rape. It takes place at a boarding school and involves a creative system for dealing with the situation. I applaud this book for raising the flag on date rape and encourage more authors to write about this issue, how to avoid it, and how to encourage creative solutions for ending the problem.

Monday, January 24, 2011

MT Anderson
















“Around the orchard and gardens
stood a wall of some height,
designed to repel the glance of
idle curiosity and keep us all from
slipping away and running for
freedom; though that of course, I
did not yet understand.”
Octavian Nothing, Vol. I


Me and MT Anderson at the 2010 ALA National Conference in Washington DC

http://mt-anderson.com/

It has taken me a while to get around to writing this post, primarily because I wanted to finish reading volume II of Octavian Nothing prior to writing it. I am a huge MT Anderson fan and have been planning on writing a dedicated post to his work for some time now. After my trip to ALA, it was a definite; I got to have my rock star moment in which I literally turned around at an exhibit booth and there he was right next to me! I had a 30 second moment where I thought to myself, “Do I act like a complete idiot and go up and talk to him or just pretend like I’m not totally blown away by standing next to one of my favorite authors?” Of course I walked up and talked to him! MT was absolutely gracious and every bit as open and intelligent as he comes across in the interviews I have read. I was so impressed by our 10-minute conversation and look forward to having him come speak at whatever library I end up in as a full-time teacher. He is truly a class act!


For those of you who have no idea who MT Anderson is, you are in for a treat when you pick up his books. He has written a huge number of books for both children and young adults. I love the range and diversity of his writing. He doesn’t stick to one topic or even one style, although it’s all thoughtful, intelligent, and well written. He has written about teens using a satiric teen voice in Thirsty and Burger Wuss, created a fabulous dystopia with Feed, and shown a perspective of history not generally known with the amazing historical fiction of the Octavian Nothing volumes. More recently he has written books for middle school children with the Jasper Dash adventure series. MT lives in Boston and did his undergraduate studies at Harvard and Cambridge and an MFA at Syracuse. Both volumes of Octavian Nothing won Printz Awards and the first volume won a National Book Award. Feed was a National Book Award Finalist. With awards like these to his credit, he deserves to be called a rock star.


One award that MT did not receive that I believe he should have at least received a nomination, but he was not eligible for, is currently a point of discussion among librarians. The Coretta Scott King Award is awarded only to African American authors and yet I believe that both Octavian Nothing novels fully represent the ideals of Dr. King through


their interpretation of African American history. These two books are books that should be in every high school library and ultimately should be part of our curriculum. They are not easy reading. The vocabulary is challenging. They are both such wonderfully written books and I believe that the Coretta Scott King Award would have brought a different recognition in raising them as a respected piece of literature for use in the classroom to teach about our history as Americans — all Americans. I believe that ultimately that is what Dr. King — and Octavian — are both trying to say and do. They are trying to fight for equality of all humanity.


MT does not end his second volume with the words of Octavian, but ends in the present day with an author’s note. I really like this addition. I like it because he makes a point that the story cannot end in the same way as a true fantasy because we know that history did not turn that way. Slavery persisted in our country for many generations after the tale ended. He leaves several poignant quotes to walk away and think about, the most important perhaps being this;


“Yes, our Revolutionary forefathers espoused a vexed and even contradictory view of liberty. But it is easy to condemn the dead for their mistakes. Hindsight is cheap, and the dead can’t argue. It is harder to examine our own actions and to ask what abuses we commit, what conspicuous cruelties we allow to afford our luxuries, which of our deeds will be condemned by our children’s children when they look back upon us. We, too, have our hypocrisies, our systems of shame.”


I hope you will pick up one of MT’s books. All of them are great and will give you food for thought. He is a must for any YA collection in the library — public, private, or school. And the newer adventure series are loads of fun – besides he one of them involves Jasper Dash and the Flame Pits of Delaware. Any reference to Delaware gets extra bonus points from this librarian! Happy reading!











I originally picked up a copy of Feed and gave it to Madeline (my stepdaughter) for Christmas. I laughed when I first saw the cover due to the uncanny resemblance to my brother Eric...shortly thereafter he had this
photo posted from his 1st and only modeling gig. Like I said, uncanny!



“I think the truffle
is completely
undervalued.”
Feed
“The sarcasm of my
daughter notwithstanding,
it is nonetheless an
occasion of great moment
to meet one of her erotic
attachments.” Feed


“She gestures toward the
two casseroles. ‘Would
you like some of Jennifer
or Dave?’” Thirsty

Friday, January 21, 2011

Zombies Vs. Unicorns


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv7V1u0FBXo&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avhOcKHWb-Y&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA6qyE2uK-A&feature=channel






http://www.blackholly.com/zombiesvsunicorns.html Holly Black










http://justinelarbalestier.com/ JustineLarbalestier



















This past October at Chester County Books & Music as you may have read in an earlier post, I finally met the incredible Scott Westerfeld. I had the opportunity to chat with him for a bit after his talk as he was signing my stack of books. I was telling him how much I loved the amazing number of quality YA authors out there today and how funny it is that so many of them seem to be friends with each other; it’s almost like a YA author club. He laughed and said that he too was part of “the club.” He continued with a story about a debate he had just finished a few days before to promote a book several of the authors had written called Zombies Vs. Unicorns. The title alone was enough for me to buy a copy and Scott signed the short story he had written for team Zombie.


The book is a collection of short stories compiled and edited by authors Holly Black and Justine Larbalestier. I love Holly Black and Justine Larbalestier as well as Zombie and Unicorn stories, so I figured the whole book was going to be a good read for me – and it was! Justine Larbalestier is Australian and married to Scott Westerfeld. She lives half the year in New York and half the year in Sydney. She has been writing about science fiction for quite a while, but only recently been published in this country as a YA author. She is best known for her novels Liar, How To Ditch Your Fairy, and the Magic or Madness trilogy. Holly Black is a well know American YA author who lives in Massachusetts. Her first book Tithe: A Modern Faerie Tale was published in 2002. She reached superstar status with her series The Spiderwick Chronicles. She also wrote successful sequels to Tithe: Ironside and Valiant. She also has numerous other winning titles published, including her recent highly entertaining Curse Workers series.














SOOOOOOOO....... ZOMBIES? OR UNICORNS?



The banter of Justine and Holly in the editorials prefacing the collection as well as each story is hilarious in Zombies Vs. Unicorns. I could just imagine hanging out at Starbucks with these two and watching them going back and forth as to the merits of zombies and unicorns. At the end of all of the stories, I have to say that I really enjoyed the entire book. It was just plain fun. As to the whole argument of zombies vs. unicorns? Well Justine, I’m afraid I have to come out on Holly’s side. I mean, let’s face it, zombies are just not really all that pleasant. And they’re stupid to boot. I’d much rather be around a powerful pretty killer horse that farts rainbows and flowers. If it’s a question of what is going to survive, then it doesn’t really seem all that difficult to trick zombies into killing themselves off. Again, they’re stupid. Admittedly, unicorns do seem to be in short supply, but legend does give them superpowers. Zombies don’t have superpowers; they just have the whole life after death and ability to live without eating (other than human flesh) thing worked out. Then again, we could always call it a draw and go for the zombie unicorn!